My husband splashed champagne over my dress at his promotion gala to introduce his mistress.

It came back fine. Champagne comes out. That is the one genuinely useful thing I learned in all of this.

And then it hung in a wardrobe for eight months, and in the July I gave it away — not dramatically, not to make a point, just into a bag with four other things for a charity shop in Arden.

My aunt saw it in the bag and said: “Isn’t that the one?”

And I said yes.

And she said: “Good,” and carried the bag out to the car, and that was the whole of the ceremony.

Somebody in Arden County is wearing a navy dress that two hundred executives watched a man ruin, and she has no idea, and I find that genuinely cheering in a way I cannot defend.

And the last thing.

The minutes of the eleventh of September.

I read them in the February, on a Tuesday afternoon, in a room on the fourth floor, going through board papers because I had just joined the board and was doing my homework.

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